Dear Franco,
Thank you so much for not only reaching out to me via email, but also calling me on my phone for the past three days. You have a great voice. So great that I fall into a trance and don’t realize that you are actually trying to sell me on a Norwegian Cruise Line Cruise. I know when you say NCL is experiencing exceptional growth and you are desperate to sell me only trying to help me save money, by informing me your rates are going up April 1st, you are sincere about that. It’s in your voice.
I so appreciate the fact that your cruises are awesome. When you talk about them, it makes me hurt inside that much more (ouch… right there … it hurts) because I can’t afford to go. I’ve never been on a Norwegian Cruise Lines cruise, but I’ve sailed on Royal Caribbean Cruise lines. RCCL doesn’t call me like you do, that’s why you and I have a special relationship. I wait for your phone call now at an estimated time of 11:30 cst or so. It makes my day to know I get to hear your voice when that 954- number pops up. Yes, I ignore it. But only to hear you taunt me with the fantastic cruise destination and freestyle cruising that I cannot afford at this time.
Here is a picture of what life was like for me this winter here in Wisconsin:
Here is a picture of St. Maarten, one of your stops:
Really!??! Must you torment me more Franco? Franco, if you let your supervisors know that while you’ve tried and tried to get me to go start a lemonade stand or sell my underwear on eBay to be able to afford a cruise with NCL … I just can’t do it.
As a blogger however, I would LOVE it if you could let your supervisors, supervisors, supervisor know that I would be completely open to a free cruise to the tantalizing destinations you’ve been tormenting me with in exchange for a complete week of Blog time here on Jennifer’s Review. I’d blog, tweet, YouTube and Flickr my whole week away with all of you! Maybe they’d even let us meet Franco…. maybe ….
You would be saving me Franco, I would so love you. Love you not in that creepy stalker way, but in that grateful-you-got-me-out-of-Wisconsin way that only we Wisconsinites can love another warm weather person …. Yes, I don’t know what that means either.
What do you say Franco??? Help me?!?! Rescue me from Wisconsin or keep tormenting me with your sales calls that even after April 1st when rates go up, I’ll REALLY never be able to sail on Norwegian Cruise lines …
The choice is yours my Miami friend, until then …. I’ll wait for that 954 number to pop up again and hear your voice on my voicemail …
Cheers to phone relationships!
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I will chip in money for you to go on a cruise because that was hilarious.
That was funny…The dude must a have a super smooth voice, thats how they get you…
I enjoyed that…. Especially the comment about having to sell your underwear on eBay. As much as I hate to say it you might have a money-spinning idea there, I know at least one person who would be reaching for his credit card even as we speak.
Thank you for helping to lift the winter blahs!
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You’d really sell your underwear on eBay??
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@Ross … welllllll….. now that I’ve gotten feedback on that idea ….. hmmmm….
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jennifer, i know france very well, in fact i sit next to him everyday and even though he may have a nice voice, he has bad breath, dont try and meet him cause youll ruin your fantasy!
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