Phrases That Brought You To My Site: Again

Okay, I’m starting to think you guys are just starting to have fun with me ….. your phrases that have brought you to my site are just getting better. I have to share!

Here we go:
Bakersfield, California arrived by searching for “giving a fake name at the er”.
Lansdale, Pennsylvania arrived by searching for “good fake names for company”

Ok, now you guys are starting to worry me …. I only authorized fake namage when you have really bad hair … or when there is a really obnoxious drunk guy bugging you at the bar.. these are cases to use fake names… bad hair / bad men. So .. ER or fake company names … you are scaring me and mostly …. I’m just disappointed I didn’t come up with those “how to” post ideas!

Sofia, Grad Sofiya arrived by searching for “isabelle.martini”

… and then someone found out MY fake name … great. Now I have to come up with a NEW fake name.

Then:

Greensboro, North Carolina arrived by searching for would your head explode in a microwave.

Weed, California arrived by searching for how to explode your head.

I know this was my concern a few weeks ago that can your head explode in a microwave was a google suggestion and I was wondering how many people really look for that and you know what?! A LOT … and I’m cracking up that someone from WEED, CA … which I never knew there was a WEED, CA which is funny in itself is wondering how to explode your head. huh.

Brooklyn, New York arrived by searching for I HAVE LONG TOES FOR HIRE.

Now I’m back to happy, because clearly there is a New York model that has long toes for hire and I never knew I could hire out my long toes. Also — I have the added flair of toe rings – so I’m gonna start searching for long toes WITH toe rings and I’m thinking that will totally get me some modeling appointments. Unless, that’s some sort of kinky sex thing, in which case — Well… we’ll just have to see before I make any decisions on that one.

And finally …..

Poland arrived by searching for Just hit me its friday.

On that note … that completely rocks. I think I need to change my “IT’S FRIDAY!” to “Just hit me its friday”! Thank you person from Poland … I LIKE it!

Cheers to all the fun people that phrased their way to my site!
Jennifer
@ThingsAll2Good

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